kinda pissed about not being a mermaid
Watch tonight’s new @midnight to find out which of these beautiful #BadPageantTalents tweets has been named Miss Hashtag Wars.
"My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I’ll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the places you must see, my stars! And I’ll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I’m always interested in meeting interesting people."
you know she dead
Jasper thinks this is his bed now.
today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
the problem with rich people is that i am not one